Zoo Will Name Cockroach After Your Ex

The San Antonio Zoo is offering a special Valentine’s Day greeting for your ex.

For $10, the zoo will name a cockroach after your ex and feed it to an animal.

The annual “Cry Me a Cockroach” fundraiser supports the zoo’s “vision of securing a future for wildlife in Texas and around the world.”

Those not into bugs can choose a vegetable for $5 or a rodent for $25.

All donors will receive a digital Valentine’s Day Card showing their support for the zoo and they can also opt to send their ex-boo a digital Valentine’s Day Card informing them that a cockroach, rodent, or veggie was named after them and fed to an animal.

You can even get a $150 upgrade, which includes a personalized video message to the recipient showing their cockroach, rodent or vegetable being devoured by an animal.

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